Facebook Hatin'

The following story is long, drawn out and probably not worth putting on the hate blog, but this shit sandwich is garnished with bits of hate.

To get you up to speed... the following is a log of a conversation I am having with a girl on facebook who messages me out of the blue. My nararration is in bold. Please tolorate the shitty grammar, I decided to keep it untouched.

Emma Mabel Krisufek
10:32pm May 25
cute koala ;-)[in reference to a picture on my profile from the San Diego Zoo] can I see a pic of you??? I think I remember you from western business classes...do you have a g/f????? [I graduated 11 months ago, and wasnt in class since close to this time last year. The fact that anyone remembers me from that class is amazing since I sat in the corner and played on my computer the whole time]

ME:
2:54am May 26th
I dont look much different than the koala. I recall no such girl in any of my business classes. I have a gf. She is the light of my life, despite the fact that all of her friends are disgusting whores, and I thouroughly hate the fact that she is in a sorority and fucks frat dudes whenever we go on a break... also, she fucked some cage fighter with the same last name as you... nice try asshole I'm thouroughly disgusted you would go to this length to try to entrap me into being un-loyal, and insulted that you would think I would fall for something so lame

1. Same first name as that whore child from friends
2. Same last name of the cage fighter you know
3. No girl says "I remember you from western business class"

Go ahead and piss me off more by playing it off as a joke.

Emma Mabel Krisufek
11:02am May 26th
I'm really confused??

ME:
9:29am May 29th
I'' bet

ME:
11:39am May 29th
Sorry I was way of in left field. what can i do for you. [Realizing I might be able to have some fun with this]

Emma Mabel Krisufek
7:59pm May 29th
I just thought I would say hi. I remember your name from a real estate class I took last year at the business college during the summer. I wanted to see pictures because I thought I would remember a face, and I'm pretty sure you're the person I'm thinking of.

ME:
8:52pm May 29th
I dont belive u

ME:
8:55pm May 29th
But seriously I dont remember, but hi.

Emma Mabel Krisufek
2:47pm May 30th
Well that's unfortunate. So have you graduated?

ME:
5:17pm May 30th
Yes... I did, im moving out to New York in August to start law school... till then I have been biding my time at Bilbo's. [Hell, thats where I'm at right now]

Emma Mabel Krisufek
1:42am June 3rd
That sounds like fun, but alot of hard work! What are you up to this summer?

ME:
8:57am June 8th
I just got back from NYC, Im trying to get rid of all my crap in my apartment and get set to move, you?

Emma Mabel Krisufek
12:13pm June 8th
Oh fun. Do anything crazy in New York?? I hear it's a fun place, but have never been. Did you go alone?? [Setting me up for a lie, since my gf went with me] It's got to be so overwhelming packing to move out of state. I'm just working this summer, having fun, taking a couple classes in summer 2.

ME:
1:09pm June 8th
2 of my friends live in Manhattan, and I went w/ my gf. [Fuck, I'm not as stupid as you look, even Bush could have put that puzzle together] so... still cant put a name to a face, since all I can see is your ass in the picture....

Emma Mabel Krisufek
2:10pm June 8th
Its a good ass, so I had to put it up ;-), are you complaining??? Plus its one of the only ones I have. I actually just added a pic I had on my computer to my profile. I don't have a camera, [first of all a girl without a camera is like jew without money] and most of friends don't have facebook, so I don't have many pics to put up...

ME:
4:37pm June 8th
That is one nice heiney.... im mean that thing is good. I wanna be freinds with it. [From Anchorman, if you missed the reference there]

ME:
4:54pm June 8th
But for real, what are you doing this weekend? Im working at bilbos, you should entertain me... [Trying to see her in person because I belive she is the byproduct of fat sorority girls with too much time on their hands]

ME:
5:14pm June 8th
In fact my gf works there too, I think she knows you as well... [Because they are in on the scam]

Emma Mabel Krisufek
3:38am June 10th
oh yeah, whos your girl friend?

ME:
10:48am June 11th
J**** D******

ME:
10:48am June 11th
Maybe not...

Emma Mabel Krisufek
2:50pm June 11th
I dont think I know her? Why do you think I would? Sounds like fun, but I'm not 21 and, how would your gf feel about me "entertaining you" at Bilbos? [Apparently that contex implies a good rimming in her book]

ME:
11:09pm June 11th
Hmm, well I didnt say suck me off at the door... So i think you will be alright.... Plus you can just not drink and get in. [Seems to know that you have to be 21 to get in, hmm...]

Emma Mabel Krisufek
12:51pm June 12th
ok. it just seems weird that you want to meet me and not want to get in my pants. isn't that how guys are about every girl they meet?
Sent via Facebook Mobile [The fact that she took the time to send this via cell phone makes me beg that it is made up and a person out there isn't this pretentious.

ME:
5:26pm June 12th
Dont flatter yourslef.....

ME:
5:36pm June 12th
Im just the victim of boredom. [More than you know]

Emma Mabel Krisufek
11:22pm June 12th
Oh, well if your gf is that boring then why are you even with her? [Keep diggin girl]

ME:
Today at 8:58am
Calm down, I meant I was bored in general, not with her. Are you always this intrusive when you talk to people?

Emma Mabel Krisufek
Today at 2:42pm
Andy, i'm just very confused by your motives, and trying to get to the bottom of it. Here I am, a very attractive person, [It's easy to make that claim when you are the judge and jury] continuing to talk to you, someone who seems interested in me by carrying on this message with me. And also asking me to 'entertain' you at your place of work, which makes me wonder what you're actually thinking might happen. This worries me, b/c you do have a gf and that's not cool. Have you ever cheated on her before because you sound like that type of guy. [You know, I could probably make the same assumption from somone that I talked to that much] Let me know if I'm completly wrong. Anyways, if you are going for the friend role, I know almost no guys who can be friends with a girl without fucking her or wanting to fuck her. [Your in a sorority you dumb whore what did you expect? Those guys aren't fucking your personality, they are only nice because you roll over easier than an egg standing up on end] If he hasn't done so with the girls he hangs around with, he definitly wants to. Am I right? That's why this situation is so weird to me.

Emma Mabel Krisufek
Today at 3:31pm
and by the way, sorry, I guess I really don't know what youre called. I just assumed Andy [Wrong, you know me as Andy, and out of habbit you called me that even though my name says Andrew] but that's a general assumption since i call most of my andrew frinds andy. Anyways, andy, andrew, mr. juice, whatever you go by, there's my correction.

ME:
Today at 10:05pm
Ha. I am the type of person that would cheat? Im sorry you feel that way. looks like you have been hangin out with the wrong type of guys. I have never cheated on my gf, and I hang out with girls that are my friends all the time and dont want to fuck them. I dont think its fair that a girl can have a lot of guy friends, but when a guy has a lot of girl friends he is assumed to be fucking them. I think it's quite pretentious to say that I am the type of person that would cheat on my gf, especially since I have said nothing out of line. I told you to come out to my work and keep me occupied because i get bored, and you somehow translated that to me wanting to brick on your chin.If things are getting too real for the stepford wife, let me know... but keep in mind, you were the one who initiated the conversation in the first place big baby :)

And thats where we are at right now... more as it happens.