So I was talking to my Friend Ryan, who was lookin to lock up with some dirty ass in NY. He was on craigslist, and saw a person who was willing to do 'anything' for an iPhone. This girl was nice enough to post pictures of her double d tits and say as long as your not psycho you can do anything to her for an hour for a phone. That's special. So that got me to looking at some other people's profile.
I started to notice a trend.
All the fat people posting personal ads make sure they put, 'must be attractive' or 'must be in shape'. Bitches, you are on the bottom of the fucking dating food chain by trying to get ass on the net, and your fat as fuck. How dare you ask for your partner to be anything. Your ad should read, I'm fat, ill take what I can get.
There should be some kind of option on these sites where you have to get your weight verified by a notary and you can filter based on exact weight.
And to the girls out there who try to look smart by writing their trailer trash, only to look up every other word on the thesaurus, transforming, "I just want to find a rich guy who will fuck me and spend all his money on me, and ill occasionally make the bed (that I slept in)" to, "I'm looking for a refined gentleman, with class and poise that knows how to spoil his companion and make a girl feel important, and in return I will cater to all your desires," let me just say FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU. You are a whore, and you are just looking for a sugar daddy.
In my book, honesty is the best policy. I would rather you say that you are gold digger looking for an expensive meal, valet service and to cream some 600 thread sheets than to lie to me. At least that way I can plan the dine and dash before we get to the restaurant.
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Lack of Hate
Its been a solid week without any legitimate hatin'. I dont know what to tell you. I think on off-hate weeks I will just have to cultivate some old hatin' stories.
The best hate I have today is when some welfare rat i work with tried to tell me where to go and how to get there. Here is the conversation. I realize it't not the best, but its the best I have.
I hated on a co-worker by telling outing her in front of everyone else by saying:
"Im pretty sure this has always been the case since day one. Perhaps paying attention would pan out for you."
That sparked an email debate with her disgusting whore freind coming to her defene. We will just call her hofosho.
[hofosho] Maybe if you could take a second and read her email…..I am pretty sure that she is not indicating that she was under the impression that we needed them for all accounts. It sounds more like she is simply stating, for those who may have some confusion, if the account is over 90 days then we don’t need them. Maybe before jumping the gun and questioning her intelligence it would pay to read things more thoroughly.
[me] Im sorry? I don’t speak spanish
[hofosho] What’s the matter you can dish it out, but you cant take it back?
[me] Dish it, I got plenty of Tupperware.
[hofosho] I just think that the comment you made was kind of pointless, she never said or implied that she didn’t know that, you just assumed and sent some smart ass reply back that made no sense. So in the end instead of making her look stupid, you just made yourself look stupid. That’s all. Don’t take offense to it please, I don’t mean it that way. But if you can send out remarks like that about other people then you should be able to take it back.
[me] Thanks for the coaching
[hofosho] If that’s how you want to take it
[me] perhaps instead of talkin c-game trash, you should do something more productive, how about going to save-a-lot and getting your diapers off of layway.
The best hate I have today is when some welfare rat i work with tried to tell me where to go and how to get there. Here is the conversation. I realize it't not the best, but its the best I have.
I hated on a co-worker by telling outing her in front of everyone else by saying:
"Im pretty sure this has always been the case since day one. Perhaps paying attention would pan out for you."
That sparked an email debate with her disgusting whore freind coming to her defene. We will just call her hofosho.
[hofosho] Maybe if you could take a second and read her email…..I am pretty sure that she is not indicating that she was under the impression that we needed them for all accounts. It sounds more like she is simply stating, for those who may have some confusion, if the account is over 90 days then we don’t need them. Maybe before jumping the gun and questioning her intelligence it would pay to read things more thoroughly.
[me] Im sorry? I don’t speak spanish
[hofosho] What’s the matter you can dish it out, but you cant take it back?
[me] Dish it, I got plenty of Tupperware.
[hofosho] I just think that the comment you made was kind of pointless, she never said or implied that she didn’t know that, you just assumed and sent some smart ass reply back that made no sense. So in the end instead of making her look stupid, you just made yourself look stupid. That’s all. Don’t take offense to it please, I don’t mean it that way. But if you can send out remarks like that about other people then you should be able to take it back.
[me] Thanks for the coaching
[hofosho] If that’s how you want to take it
[me] perhaps instead of talkin c-game trash, you should do something more productive, how about going to save-a-lot and getting your diapers off of layway.
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Sellout Hatin'
A few nights ago, a group of 21 year olds came into the bar, ready to get their drink on. The last one in line, was wearing that stupid style cowboy hat worn by K-fed and other douchebags throughout the country. His ID was definitely fake, but it was convincing, so I let it slide.
After they all left, one member in the group (a cop, because I saw his badge) told me, “Hey, I saw you giving him a hard time, and I just wanted to let you know your intuition was right, he is underage… and I just wanted to let you know, since I'm a cop, but I really don’t care, I just think the dude is a douchebag.”
Upset at myself for not taking the opportunity to hate on him, so I asked what his name was, and then ran out to the parking lot where he was, and said, “Look, Dan, I know your name, give me your ID.”
Sticking to his guns, he said I was wrong, and went into confrontational mode.
I then said, “There are two ways this goes down, 1. I get the cops out here and arrest you, (obviously not true) or you can give me your ID and we can be done with the whole thing right now.
He gave me his id, and then screeched out of the parking lot. A smarter person would have just taken off and denied everything. Alas, it was a good hate, but left me wondering, who hated on him more, me for taking the ID, or his ‘friend’ who sold him out?
After they all left, one member in the group (a cop, because I saw his badge) told me, “Hey, I saw you giving him a hard time, and I just wanted to let you know your intuition was right, he is underage… and I just wanted to let you know, since I'm a cop, but I really don’t care, I just think the dude is a douchebag.”
Upset at myself for not taking the opportunity to hate on him, so I asked what his name was, and then ran out to the parking lot where he was, and said, “Look, Dan, I know your name, give me your ID.”
Sticking to his guns, he said I was wrong, and went into confrontational mode.
I then said, “There are two ways this goes down, 1. I get the cops out here and arrest you, (obviously not true) or you can give me your ID and we can be done with the whole thing right now.
He gave me his id, and then screeched out of the parking lot. A smarter person would have just taken off and denied everything. Alas, it was a good hate, but left me wondering, who hated on him more, me for taking the ID, or his ‘friend’ who sold him out?
Friday, June 15, 2007
Registration Hatin'
My friend Josh is working at a hospital, registering patients, when one of his coworkers husband comes in for an appointment.
The woman jokes with the other girls in the office and says, 'He is here because he has erectile dysfunction.'
Upon hearing this, Josh's response, 'I would too, if i was married to you.'
It wouldn't have been bad if he was part of the conversation, rather he just butted in hate on her.
The woman jokes with the other girls in the office and says, 'He is here because he has erectile dysfunction.'
Upon hearing this, Josh's response, 'I would too, if i was married to you.'
It wouldn't have been bad if he was part of the conversation, rather he just butted in hate on her.
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Facebook Hatin'
The following story is long, drawn out and probably not worth putting on the hate blog, but this shit sandwich is garnished with bits of hate.
To get you up to speed... the following is a log of a conversation I am having with a girl on facebook who messages me out of the blue. My nararration is in bold. Please tolorate the shitty grammar, I decided to keep it untouched.
Emma Mabel Krisufek
10:32pm May 25
cute koala ;-)[in reference to a picture on my profile from the San Diego Zoo] can I see a pic of you??? I think I remember you from western business classes...do you have a g/f????? [I graduated 11 months ago, and wasnt in class since close to this time last year. The fact that anyone remembers me from that class is amazing since I sat in the corner and played on my computer the whole time]
ME:
2:54am May 26th
I dont look much different than the koala. I recall no such girl in any of my business classes. I have a gf. She is the light of my life, despite the fact that all of her friends are disgusting whores, and I thouroughly hate the fact that she is in a sorority and fucks frat dudes whenever we go on a break... also, she fucked some cage fighter with the same last name as you... nice try asshole I'm thouroughly disgusted you would go to this length to try to entrap me into being un-loyal, and insulted that you would think I would fall for something so lame
1. Same first name as that whore child from friends
2. Same last name of the cage fighter you know
3. No girl says "I remember you from western business class"
Go ahead and piss me off more by playing it off as a joke.
Emma Mabel Krisufek
11:02am May 26th
I'm really confused??
ME:
9:29am May 29th
I'' bet
ME:
11:39am May 29th
Sorry I was way of in left field. what can i do for you. [Realizing I might be able to have some fun with this]
Emma Mabel Krisufek
7:59pm May 29th
I just thought I would say hi. I remember your name from a real estate class I took last year at the business college during the summer. I wanted to see pictures because I thought I would remember a face, and I'm pretty sure you're the person I'm thinking of.
ME:
8:52pm May 29th
I dont belive u
ME:
8:55pm May 29th
But seriously I dont remember, but hi.
Emma Mabel Krisufek
2:47pm May 30th
Well that's unfortunate. So have you graduated?
ME:
5:17pm May 30th
Yes... I did, im moving out to New York in August to start law school... till then I have been biding my time at Bilbo's. [Hell, thats where I'm at right now]
Emma Mabel Krisufek
1:42am June 3rd
That sounds like fun, but alot of hard work! What are you up to this summer?
ME:
8:57am June 8th
I just got back from NYC, Im trying to get rid of all my crap in my apartment and get set to move, you?
Emma Mabel Krisufek
12:13pm June 8th
Oh fun. Do anything crazy in New York?? I hear it's a fun place, but have never been. Did you go alone?? [Setting me up for a lie, since my gf went with me] It's got to be so overwhelming packing to move out of state. I'm just working this summer, having fun, taking a couple classes in summer 2.
ME:
1:09pm June 8th
2 of my friends live in Manhattan, and I went w/ my gf. [Fuck, I'm not as stupid as you look, even Bush could have put that puzzle together] so... still cant put a name to a face, since all I can see is your ass in the picture....
Emma Mabel Krisufek
2:10pm June 8th
Its a good ass, so I had to put it up ;-), are you complaining??? Plus its one of the only ones I have. I actually just added a pic I had on my computer to my profile. I don't have a camera, [first of all a girl without a camera is like jew without money] and most of friends don't have facebook, so I don't have many pics to put up...
ME:
4:37pm June 8th
That is one nice heiney.... im mean that thing is good. I wanna be freinds with it. [From Anchorman, if you missed the reference there]
ME:
4:54pm June 8th
But for real, what are you doing this weekend? Im working at bilbos, you should entertain me... [Trying to see her in person because I belive she is the byproduct of fat sorority girls with too much time on their hands]
ME:
5:14pm June 8th
In fact my gf works there too, I think she knows you as well... [Because they are in on the scam]
Emma Mabel Krisufek
3:38am June 10th
oh yeah, whos your girl friend?
ME:
10:48am June 11th
J**** D******
ME:
10:48am June 11th
Maybe not...
Emma Mabel Krisufek
2:50pm June 11th
I dont think I know her? Why do you think I would? Sounds like fun, but I'm not 21 and, how would your gf feel about me "entertaining you" at Bilbos? [Apparently that contex implies a good rimming in her book]
ME:
11:09pm June 11th
Hmm, well I didnt say suck me off at the door... So i think you will be alright.... Plus you can just not drink and get in. [Seems to know that you have to be 21 to get in, hmm...]
Emma Mabel Krisufek
12:51pm June 12th
ok. it just seems weird that you want to meet me and not want to get in my pants. isn't that how guys are about every girl they meet?
Sent via Facebook Mobile [The fact that she took the time to send this via cell phone makes me beg that it is made up and a person out there isn't this pretentious.
ME:
5:26pm June 12th
Dont flatter yourslef.....
ME:
5:36pm June 12th
Im just the victim of boredom. [More than you know]
Emma Mabel Krisufek
11:22pm June 12th
Oh, well if your gf is that boring then why are you even with her? [Keep diggin girl]
ME:
Today at 8:58am
Calm down, I meant I was bored in general, not with her. Are you always this intrusive when you talk to people?
Emma Mabel Krisufek
Today at 2:42pm
Andy, i'm just very confused by your motives, and trying to get to the bottom of it. Here I am, a very attractive person, [It's easy to make that claim when you are the judge and jury] continuing to talk to you, someone who seems interested in me by carrying on this message with me. And also asking me to 'entertain' you at your place of work, which makes me wonder what you're actually thinking might happen. This worries me, b/c you do have a gf and that's not cool. Have you ever cheated on her before because you sound like that type of guy. [You know, I could probably make the same assumption from somone that I talked to that much] Let me know if I'm completly wrong. Anyways, if you are going for the friend role, I know almost no guys who can be friends with a girl without fucking her or wanting to fuck her. [Your in a sorority you dumb whore what did you expect? Those guys aren't fucking your personality, they are only nice because you roll over easier than an egg standing up on end] If he hasn't done so with the girls he hangs around with, he definitly wants to. Am I right? That's why this situation is so weird to me.
Emma Mabel Krisufek
Today at 3:31pm
and by the way, sorry, I guess I really don't know what youre called. I just assumed Andy [Wrong, you know me as Andy, and out of habbit you called me that even though my name says Andrew] but that's a general assumption since i call most of my andrew frinds andy. Anyways, andy, andrew, mr. juice, whatever you go by, there's my correction.
ME:
Today at 10:05pm
Ha. I am the type of person that would cheat? Im sorry you feel that way. looks like you have been hangin out with the wrong type of guys. I have never cheated on my gf, and I hang out with girls that are my friends all the time and dont want to fuck them. I dont think its fair that a girl can have a lot of guy friends, but when a guy has a lot of girl friends he is assumed to be fucking them. I think it's quite pretentious to say that I am the type of person that would cheat on my gf, especially since I have said nothing out of line. I told you to come out to my work and keep me occupied because i get bored, and you somehow translated that to me wanting to brick on your chin.If things are getting too real for the stepford wife, let me know... but keep in mind, you were the one who initiated the conversation in the first place big baby :)
And thats where we are at right now... more as it happens.
To get you up to speed... the following is a log of a conversation I am having with a girl on facebook who messages me out of the blue. My nararration is in bold. Please tolorate the shitty grammar, I decided to keep it untouched.
Emma Mabel Krisufek
10:32pm May 25
cute koala ;-)[in reference to a picture on my profile from the San Diego Zoo] can I see a pic of you??? I think I remember you from western business classes...do you have a g/f????? [I graduated 11 months ago, and wasnt in class since close to this time last year. The fact that anyone remembers me from that class is amazing since I sat in the corner and played on my computer the whole time]
ME:
2:54am May 26th
I dont look much different than the koala. I recall no such girl in any of my business classes. I have a gf. She is the light of my life, despite the fact that all of her friends are disgusting whores, and I thouroughly hate the fact that she is in a sorority and fucks frat dudes whenever we go on a break... also, she fucked some cage fighter with the same last name as you... nice try asshole I'm thouroughly disgusted you would go to this length to try to entrap me into being un-loyal, and insulted that you would think I would fall for something so lame
1. Same first name as that whore child from friends
2. Same last name of the cage fighter you know
3. No girl says "I remember you from western business class"
Go ahead and piss me off more by playing it off as a joke.
Emma Mabel Krisufek
11:02am May 26th
I'm really confused??
ME:
9:29am May 29th
I'' bet
ME:
11:39am May 29th
Sorry I was way of in left field. what can i do for you. [Realizing I might be able to have some fun with this]
Emma Mabel Krisufek
7:59pm May 29th
I just thought I would say hi. I remember your name from a real estate class I took last year at the business college during the summer. I wanted to see pictures because I thought I would remember a face, and I'm pretty sure you're the person I'm thinking of.
ME:
8:52pm May 29th
I dont belive u
ME:
8:55pm May 29th
But seriously I dont remember, but hi.
Emma Mabel Krisufek
2:47pm May 30th
Well that's unfortunate. So have you graduated?
ME:
5:17pm May 30th
Yes... I did, im moving out to New York in August to start law school... till then I have been biding my time at Bilbo's. [Hell, thats where I'm at right now]
Emma Mabel Krisufek
1:42am June 3rd
That sounds like fun, but alot of hard work! What are you up to this summer?
ME:
8:57am June 8th
I just got back from NYC, Im trying to get rid of all my crap in my apartment and get set to move, you?
Emma Mabel Krisufek
12:13pm June 8th
Oh fun. Do anything crazy in New York?? I hear it's a fun place, but have never been. Did you go alone?? [Setting me up for a lie, since my gf went with me] It's got to be so overwhelming packing to move out of state. I'm just working this summer, having fun, taking a couple classes in summer 2.
ME:
1:09pm June 8th
2 of my friends live in Manhattan, and I went w/ my gf. [Fuck, I'm not as stupid as you look, even Bush could have put that puzzle together] so... still cant put a name to a face, since all I can see is your ass in the picture....
Emma Mabel Krisufek
2:10pm June 8th
Its a good ass, so I had to put it up ;-), are you complaining??? Plus its one of the only ones I have. I actually just added a pic I had on my computer to my profile. I don't have a camera, [first of all a girl without a camera is like jew without money] and most of friends don't have facebook, so I don't have many pics to put up...
ME:
4:37pm June 8th
That is one nice heiney.... im mean that thing is good. I wanna be freinds with it. [From Anchorman, if you missed the reference there]
ME:
4:54pm June 8th
But for real, what are you doing this weekend? Im working at bilbos, you should entertain me... [Trying to see her in person because I belive she is the byproduct of fat sorority girls with too much time on their hands]
ME:
5:14pm June 8th
In fact my gf works there too, I think she knows you as well... [Because they are in on the scam]
Emma Mabel Krisufek
3:38am June 10th
oh yeah, whos your girl friend?
ME:
10:48am June 11th
J**** D******
ME:
10:48am June 11th
Maybe not...
Emma Mabel Krisufek
2:50pm June 11th
I dont think I know her? Why do you think I would? Sounds like fun, but I'm not 21 and, how would your gf feel about me "entertaining you" at Bilbos? [Apparently that contex implies a good rimming in her book]
ME:
11:09pm June 11th
Hmm, well I didnt say suck me off at the door... So i think you will be alright.... Plus you can just not drink and get in. [Seems to know that you have to be 21 to get in, hmm...]
Emma Mabel Krisufek
12:51pm June 12th
ok. it just seems weird that you want to meet me and not want to get in my pants. isn't that how guys are about every girl they meet?
Sent via Facebook Mobile [The fact that she took the time to send this via cell phone makes me beg that it is made up and a person out there isn't this pretentious.
ME:
5:26pm June 12th
Dont flatter yourslef.....
ME:
5:36pm June 12th
Im just the victim of boredom. [More than you know]
Emma Mabel Krisufek
11:22pm June 12th
Oh, well if your gf is that boring then why are you even with her? [Keep diggin girl]
ME:
Today at 8:58am
Calm down, I meant I was bored in general, not with her. Are you always this intrusive when you talk to people?
Emma Mabel Krisufek
Today at 2:42pm
Andy, i'm just very confused by your motives, and trying to get to the bottom of it. Here I am, a very attractive person, [It's easy to make that claim when you are the judge and jury] continuing to talk to you, someone who seems interested in me by carrying on this message with me. And also asking me to 'entertain' you at your place of work, which makes me wonder what you're actually thinking might happen. This worries me, b/c you do have a gf and that's not cool. Have you ever cheated on her before because you sound like that type of guy. [You know, I could probably make the same assumption from somone that I talked to that much] Let me know if I'm completly wrong. Anyways, if you are going for the friend role, I know almost no guys who can be friends with a girl without fucking her or wanting to fuck her. [Your in a sorority you dumb whore what did you expect? Those guys aren't fucking your personality, they are only nice because you roll over easier than an egg standing up on end] If he hasn't done so with the girls he hangs around with, he definitly wants to. Am I right? That's why this situation is so weird to me.
Emma Mabel Krisufek
Today at 3:31pm
and by the way, sorry, I guess I really don't know what youre called. I just assumed Andy [Wrong, you know me as Andy, and out of habbit you called me that even though my name says Andrew] but that's a general assumption since i call most of my andrew frinds andy. Anyways, andy, andrew, mr. juice, whatever you go by, there's my correction.
ME:
Today at 10:05pm
Ha. I am the type of person that would cheat? Im sorry you feel that way. looks like you have been hangin out with the wrong type of guys. I have never cheated on my gf, and I hang out with girls that are my friends all the time and dont want to fuck them. I dont think its fair that a girl can have a lot of guy friends, but when a guy has a lot of girl friends he is assumed to be fucking them. I think it's quite pretentious to say that I am the type of person that would cheat on my gf, especially since I have said nothing out of line. I told you to come out to my work and keep me occupied because i get bored, and you somehow translated that to me wanting to brick on your chin.If things are getting too real for the stepford wife, let me know... but keep in mind, you were the one who initiated the conversation in the first place big baby :)
And thats where we are at right now... more as it happens.
Straight hatin'
“I’m sorry me and Jenna couldn't make it to your wedding, we will be at your next one.” I said to Tearea about missing her wedding last week.
Over my birthday, I was supposed to go to this wedding in Traverse City. It was for some sorority slut who I met once but was friends with my girlfriend. The story started out that I was going to a wedding, and then I find out its in Traverse City. And finally, the straw that broke the camels back was that it was going to be a 3 day excursion with all of my girlfriends disgusting whore friends who’s only talents are churning butter and rolling down windows.
So instead of getting dragged out to this lame wedding, in witch I would have to pay money to split a room with more tools than Sunday’s Sears ad, I purposefully planned an impromptu trip to NYC so I would have an excuse not to go to the wedding.
Hate hate hate.
Over my birthday, I was supposed to go to this wedding in Traverse City. It was for some sorority slut who I met once but was friends with my girlfriend. The story started out that I was going to a wedding, and then I find out its in Traverse City. And finally, the straw that broke the camels back was that it was going to be a 3 day excursion with all of my girlfriends disgusting whore friends who’s only talents are churning butter and rolling down windows.
So instead of getting dragged out to this lame wedding, in witch I would have to pay money to split a room with more tools than Sunday’s Sears ad, I purposefully planned an impromptu trip to NYC so I would have an excuse not to go to the wedding.
Hate hate hate.
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Hockey Snot Hatin'
Call me a pussy, but whenever the temperature goes above 85 degrees and my balls sack sticks to the side of my leg, I get a little irritable. That, in conjunction with going to the Secretary of State makes me equally pissed.
So when I was heading down to the beloved SOS this afternoon, I was looking for a spot close to the entrance so my ball sweat experience would be as limited as possible. When I rolled up to what I thought was a spot, I noticed some jackass in a minivan was parked sideways in two spots. It looked as if he didn't even try, or even give a shit how he or she parked for that matter.
This was the only open spot, and the next available one was quite a ways down. So during the time it took for me to walk up to shit-heads vehicle, I decided to launch an epic snot rocket all over his door, and in case he was getting shit at Target, I launched a second rocket on his hatch release for the knockout punch.
So when I was heading down to the beloved SOS this afternoon, I was looking for a spot close to the entrance so my ball sweat experience would be as limited as possible. When I rolled up to what I thought was a spot, I noticed some jackass in a minivan was parked sideways in two spots. It looked as if he didn't even try, or even give a shit how he or she parked for that matter.
This was the only open spot, and the next available one was quite a ways down. So during the time it took for me to walk up to shit-heads vehicle, I decided to launch an epic snot rocket all over his door, and in case he was getting shit at Target, I launched a second rocket on his hatch release for the knockout punch.
Friday, June 8, 2007
Hatin' on Hollywood
Take part in a good hate by hawking some media on the following website:
www.tv-links.co.uk
hatestrong
www.tv-links.co.uk
hatestrong
Wednesday, June 6, 2007
Hot Tub Hatin'
A quick and perhaps trivial hate….
While ID checking a few weeks ago, the rowdiest of my rowdy friends showed up and were acting drunk and obnoxious, (standard for a Saturday night. When my boss told me I would need to kick them out if they couldn’t calm the F down, I grabbed what I thought was my soberest of friends, looked him in they eyes and said, ‘cool out’. The response given to me was, “Who’s gonna kick us out….You?” [in probably the most cocky look ever]
So I told him at the first opportunity I had, I would throw him under the bus. This didn’t take long to happen.
Later on that night, I arrived at my friend’s house after work. I walked directly to the back, to find my friend lockin’ up with some girl. After walking by a few times, he came up to me and said, ‘hey, be a buddy and turn those lights off.” So instead, I did the exact opposite and left the lights on, so anyone who wanted to could see him. Needless to say, the hot tub needed to be refilled in the morning.
While ID checking a few weeks ago, the rowdiest of my rowdy friends showed up and were acting drunk and obnoxious, (standard for a Saturday night. When my boss told me I would need to kick them out if they couldn’t calm the F down, I grabbed what I thought was my soberest of friends, looked him in they eyes and said, ‘cool out’. The response given to me was, “Who’s gonna kick us out….You?” [in probably the most cocky look ever]
So I told him at the first opportunity I had, I would throw him under the bus. This didn’t take long to happen.
Later on that night, I arrived at my friend’s house after work. I walked directly to the back, to find my friend lockin’ up with some girl. After walking by a few times, he came up to me and said, ‘hey, be a buddy and turn those lights off.” So instead, I did the exact opposite and left the lights on, so anyone who wanted to could see him. Needless to say, the hot tub needed to be refilled in the morning.
Saturday, June 2, 2007
Retaliation Hatin'
In response to the Vegan Hatin', from 'Wendy':
Andy you are such an ass hole. First of all I am not a vegan...you should fucking know that if i just ordered a fucking pizza from you with CHEESE, not to mention i fucking eat meat all the damn time. Second...if you're going to be calling me fat, you might want to rethink who else reads this...Jenna and i, you know you're girlfriend who you don't even deserve, is the SAME FUCKING SIZE AS ME. So i guess you think she's fat too? interesting...You're such a fucking idiot Juicipher, i am the only friend of Jenna's that actually liked you and wanted to see you guys together, but after this...you've lost any respect i had for you. I hope she breaks up with you and finds someone better, cause everyone knows she deserves better.Way to just ruin the respect and friendship of your girlfriends best friend...any guy would know that's not the way to go. girls listen to their friends A LOT. Have a happy fucking birthday.
Andy you are such an ass hole. First of all I am not a vegan...you should fucking know that if i just ordered a fucking pizza from you with CHEESE, not to mention i fucking eat meat all the damn time. Second...if you're going to be calling me fat, you might want to rethink who else reads this...Jenna and i, you know you're girlfriend who you don't even deserve, is the SAME FUCKING SIZE AS ME. So i guess you think she's fat too? interesting...You're such a fucking idiot Juicipher, i am the only friend of Jenna's that actually liked you and wanted to see you guys together, but after this...you've lost any respect i had for you. I hope she breaks up with you and finds someone better, cause everyone knows she deserves better.Way to just ruin the respect and friendship of your girlfriends best friend...any guy would know that's not the way to go. girls listen to their friends A LOT. Have a happy fucking birthday.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)