Parking Lot Hatin'

There aren't to many things that piss me off in this world. Littering, prudes, and people who park in handicapped spots would be the three, if any that really pisses me off.

Having that been said, last night at Bilbo's, a couple came tearing up to one of three handicapped spots in thier shitty mustang convertiable. When they came in, I soon discovered thier handicap status might be more legit than I first suspected. Regardless, I advised them they would proabably need to move thier car, (might I had there was a perfectly legal spot 2o feet away) so they dont get towed, only for the two disgusting whore to speak in stereo, "We have a plate." First of all, the bitch was wearing a castro hat, witch was reason enough for me to be pissed at her. Plus her ID said she was 31, about 6 years too old for her hip huggers and the rest of her shitty outfit she bought at Wet Seal. For all I was concenred, this bitch could have had a plate in her head.

So after stewing on this for a few minutes, I came to the ultimate penance for thier ignorance-- getting pissed on. Conveniently, I already had to piss, so went out to the parking lot to survey the situation. I figured this would have to be run like a bank robbery, and I couldnt be stand out there with my cock in the wind (literally).

Moments later, I went into the bathroom with a to-go cup, and donated about 30 ounces to the cause.... good enough for a basecoat.

Also, keep in mind that this was a convertible, (unfortunetly they put the top back up) and it was old enough to have minor leaks in the back. Like a pervert in a porn shop, I ran out there and dumped it all over the back window, and door handle.

This goes out to all you who park in handicapped spots, just because you have a fucking plate and are obviously not handicapped. Being bi-polar should not allow you to park closer to the door at wal-mart to spend your social security check. If I see you in public I will piss on you.