Big Apple Hatin'

This hate was contributed by Scott Koop this weekend.

Saturday night, in an alternate state of mind, Koop and three of his friends decided they would catch "el spidermano tres." Despite the fact the cinema was 15 blocks away, and he was assumably rollin three deep with Jews, they hailed a cab to get to the movie on time.

Shortly into the ride, the cab driver behind them decided they were just going too slow, and started mashing on the horn. This is a common occurrence in NYC, so the cab payed no mind to it, until the driver behind him thought it would be a good idea to ram him from behind ala 'Crazy Taxi' style.

And like a scene out of Falling Down, the driver get out of the car, checks the damage, and gets back in, where he pulls up about three feet, only to get out again and Chuck Norris the front of the other cab, while throwing out expletive's and racial epitents like he was trying to win the one-hundred thousand dollar pyramid. The next few minutes were reminiscent of Eminiem's rap battle during 8-mile, but made much less sense and was filled with much more swearing and unconscionable phrases like, "Dibby dibby dibby im going to give you SARS."

At the risk of getting murdered by a cabdriver (It happens, trust me) they opted out of running out on the bill, threw him $6 and got the fuck outta Gotham.