Sometimes, when I am in a fit of anger, I use the age old phrase, "I wish I had AIDS so I could give it to you." This hate of the day follows the same line, with a little twist.
While on a trip to spring break Warren (so we'll call him) decided to do what most college kids do at the time, drink lots of Corona's, cheat on their significant other, and get VD. Warren was definitely not an exception to this rule. After a night of binge drinking, he fell into some questionable pussy, and to say the least, he got burned- literally. Before the 'Lifetime' crowd jumps out of their bubble bath to scream 'the prick got what he deserved,' he took it one step further. When he came back to the states, he made sure to give the souvenir from Cancun (syphilis) to his girlfriend, Gina.
On top of being just hated on in the second degree (see the hate chart posted) by finding out her boyfriend is only as faithfull as his options, she gets VD as well, moving this hate to the fist degree.
This hate also qualifies Warren for hater of the year, but personally I think will show up weak at the ballots. Perhaps if he would have came back, given the VD, and then blamed her for infecting him, it would be earn the coveted HOY award.
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