Vegan Hatin'

Last Tuesday at Bilbo's I got a call from Jenna. Her and her friend 'Wendy' was hungry and wanted to pick up a cheese pizza. Brittany is a confirmed vegan, witch pissed me off. Vegans just bother me, because they think they are better than meat eaters. They hold their head up high because they don't eat bacon. But why would she, she has enough on her back. I think secretly these people eat jerky in their basement.

Ironically these vegans are going to end up eaten alive by a bear during an animal rights rally. The only rights animals have is the right to be rare, medium, or well done.

Let me rephrase that. If you are a vegan, and don't eat eggs, milk, cheese, or use leather or any other products animals helped cultivate, then I stand by your decision, mainly because you didn't half ass it. The other reason is that you wont be able to survive without the help of animals, and your life expectancy- well, just don't expect life. You will die off soon, thus making less R-tards contaminating our gene pool.

Back to the story... so she is a vegan, and while I'm making this pizza, I'm damn-near pissing myself because I'm stuffing pepperoni in the pizza discretely enough not to get caught.

About 30 minutes later, I get a text message from 'Wendy' saying, 'You are such a fucking asshole. I fucking hate you.

Hey at least I didn't charge them for the pizza. Coming from a person that was gettin' fed polish sausage in Justin's hot tub last Saturday night, (read Hot Tub Hatin') I don't think you have the right to say you are a vegetarian.